The Last Can
I am alone. I am all that's left. There are no more after me. I am...
...the last can of Vanilla Coke in the house.
I lead a lonely life. I watch TV...
I listen to music...
I try to enjoy the occasional snack...
I shower...
I sleep...
I shred documents...
Occasionally, I search the internet, only to see the numbers of my kind dwindling over time...
Soon, we'll all be gone. Soon, I'll not only be the last can of Vanilla Coke in the house, but the last in the entire world. I pray for the return of my brothers and sisters. Until that time, I sit and gaze out into the world and dream...
...a dream of when the world will welcome us back...
...a dream of the return of Vanilla Coke.
(sigh)
posted by aboynamedjimmy at 6:51 PM
4 Comments:
in the mean time, make way for Coke Blak! so, have you tried it yet? i haven't even seen it in stores around here...
I looked around a little today and didn't see it either. I heard it was released today in select areas. I hate it when they do stuff like that, because if those select areas don't go for it, then nobody else gets to try it! What if all those "select areas" by strange coincidence turn out to be hardcore Pepsi drinkers, and nobody buys a single bottle? Where does that leave the rest of us?
Hey, this is sounding a little like a rant. I better save it for some other time. ;-)
You know, I spend way too much time thinking about zombies and liches and vampires and other reanimated dead, but none of them scare me as much as a concept you just raised in my horrid little mind: there are, out there somewhere, "hardcore Pepsi drinkers." (shudder)
And just exactly is wrong with being a "hard core pepsi" drinker? Though I have traded my vice for the convenience store Starbuck's Mocha Frappachino (with extra chocolate flavoring, never leave home without your bottle of chocolate syrup!!)
BTW my 5 yr old thinks that your picture looks like the Joker off of Batmat, just thougt I'd let you know.lol
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