Tuesday, July 25, 2006

Today's "OMFG!!!" Video

I've been looking for this for years now. The internet is a vast place where you can find just about anything...except this video. As frustrating as it's been to have not seen this for so long, I've been patient. I knew someone would post it someday. That day is today. Thanks to user "lexusrxyoda" on YouTube, I have now seen a video I haven't seen since the days of watching Night Tracks late-night at Mills Terrace (Slacker can relate to this...he slept over on several occasions to stay up all night watching videos).

I give you the video of one of my favorite songs of all time: "The Salt In My Tears" by Martin Briley.

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Special bonus video

Here's a video for someone special...and hopefully she hasn't seen it yet.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

Your daily chuckle: Farting Preacher 5

Yeah, I know...you can see this pretty much anywhere videos are uploaded to. But, I just wanted it to be here where I can see it whenever I want to...so there. ;-)

Thursday, July 20, 2006

Your daily chuckle: Pug bowling!

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

The BEST cover song...at least, in my humble opinion

It's easy to call something "worst", since if it's really bad, most people will either agree with you or at least see where you're coming from. Call something "best", though, and people are usually pretty quick to shut you down or bring up something they think is best instead. So, I'll simply say that this is one my favorite cover songs of all time. I think they did a really good job with it, and made it into something that makes you think of them, as well as the original artist, when you hear the title.

"Funkytown", by Pseudo Echo:

THE worst cover song...EVER!

It's hard to categorize something like this. Terrible? Hilarious? Sad? Annoying? Avant garde?

Decide for yourself.

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Quotable Quotes #4

“Whoever said 'there's nothing new under the sun' never thought much about individuals...but he's dead, anyway.”
- The Refreshments, Down Together

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

What a coincidence...

I'm not sure how it is for other bloggers, but I've noticed that when I enter a post, the time it says I entered it is a few hours ahead of what the time here actually is. I don't know if there's a way to fix that, but I know that I can adjust the time on individual posts to reflect any time and date I want. Usually, it's no big deal, so I don't bother.
When I made my previous post about going to the cemetary, I noticed after I posted it that it showed up as Sunday, July 9th, even though I entered it on Saturday night, July 8th. Since we visited the cemetary on Saturday, and I referred to the visit as "today" within the post, I went in and set the time back about an hour or so, and afterward it showed correctly as Saturday, July 8th.
Well, today, I found out another thing about James Baskett I hadn't noticed before:
He died on July 9th! (cue TWZ music)
Talk about timing! If we had waited until the next day, we would have been visiting on the exact day of his passing, and not even realized it. No idea whatsoever.
Either way, I found it a little weird that everything happened recently so close to when he actually passed away.

Sunday, July 09, 2006

Life's Little Distractions #1: Make your own South Park character!

This shouldn't take too much description to convey the amusement inherent within the concept of making your own South Park character. Make something from scratch, spoof a celebrity, or even make yourself! Here's my self-portrait:
Try it out for yourself!
http://www.sp-studio.de/

A visit to an old friend

As part of the revisiting of the previously-posted-about movie Song of the South, Morgan (of the Maniacal Missives blog found linked to your right) and I today took another one of our too-infrequent road trips, this time to Crown Hill Cemetary here in Indianapolis. In looking up information about Song of the South recently, I discovered that actor James Baskett, who portrayed Uncle Remus, is an Indianapolis native, and is actually buried at Crown Hill. Armed with fairly accurate information about where to look for him, we set out for 38th Street.
Upon arriving at the cemetary, and locating section 37, we began a foot search for the gravesite. Crown Hill is a fairly large place, being located in a large city like Indy and "housing" a great many famous (or at least well-known) individuals, such as Eli Lilly, L.S. Ayers, John Dillinger, President Benjamin Harrison, and of course our own Uncle Remus, James Baskett. Luckily, the size of the section we began perusing wasn't too terribly large, so I would say within the span of about fifteen or twenty minutes I found what I was looking for.
There's two stones side by side...the actual headstone, and a slightly larger "memorial" stone commemorating Mr. Baskett's achievement. Naturally, I had set out looking for the memorial stone, since in its design it stands out better from the regular headstones, so that's the one I found first. It's in very good shape still, save for a few souvenirs left by visiting birds. I cleaned it up a little and got a decent pic:
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The other stone directly to the left of the memorial stone is the headstone, and we assumed the name on top to be James' father:
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I got several pics, and we stayed a few minutes to briefly discuss one or two things about this and that pertaining to the moment and the events leading up to said moment, then we came on back home. All in all, I found it a little surreal to be at the resting place of such an icon, who passed long before either one of us was born, and who played such a big part in our childhood entertainment. Of course, the surreality could also be attributed to the fact that it's the first celebrity gravesite I've ever visited...who knows. If nothing else, it was kind of a "full circle", in which Mr. Baskett entertained and moved on, we came along and enjoyed his work, and now we're here in his hometown, and came to pay a visit to say, "Thank you. We remember what you did, and we'll do our small part to keep it alive."
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Anyway...that was our experience for this weekend. We talked briefly about road-tripping in the future and visiting other famous gravesites. A little morbid, perhaps, or maybe we're just getting to the age when we need to see things like this to set us back on track with whatever priorities may be missing from our lives. "Tales yet to be told...mysteries yet to unfold," or something like that.
Until next time...

Friday, July 07, 2006

Quotable Quotes #3

“Growth is not steady, forward, upward progression. It is instead a switchback trail; three steps forward, two back, one around the bushes, and a few simply standing, before another forward leap.”
- Dorothy Corkville Briggs
I'm not sure who Dorothy is, but I do like the analogy.

Tuesday, July 04, 2006

Song of the South

As most of you may or may not know, the classic Disney movie Song of the South has never been released in the United States on VHS or DVD. They've re-released it in theaters as recently as 1986, but the people at Disney have been in agreement for a very long time that the content of the film is apparently not fit to be seen in our homes. Yet, characters and other things from the movie are used at Disney theme parks in their rides and attractions, and songs from the movie have been used in compilation Disney videos for children. They don't want to create a bad influence for children, yet they whet their appetites by teasing them with clips from a film that they're never going to be allowed to see, if they have any say about it, and up to now they have.
That's where people like me come in.
First of all, let me tell you about this film, specifically regarding the controversy surrounding several thematic elements within. The film is set on a plantation, in a post-Civil War southern state. There are blacks shown in the film, but there is no mention in the film at any time of the terms "slaves" or "slavery". There's barely even any working depicted, except for the older gentleman who carried the luggage into the house, and a later scene showing some of them walking down the road with tools, presumably en route to do some kind of field work. But was there a team of armed, white taskmasters whipping them into submission? No. For all we know, they were going to work in their own fields. Given the time period of the film, I realize it's not likely that they owned their own land, but my point is why assume the worst? In fact, I never saw blacks in this movie being treated, or even referred to, in any way that would be considered inferior at all, unless you want to view the employer/employee relationship as promoting inferiority.
Now, I'm not naive. I realize how blacks were treated and thought of back then, and for many decades afterward. This film does not depict that at all. And I don't think Disney set out to sugar-coat it, either. They simply told a story set in a time and place where two races of people would have interacted, and to whatever degree they interacted is essentially up to the viewer. But if the viewer chooses to assume and imply that there's any evil intent in this film, I have to say they're dead wrong. This is the kind of work that should, very strictly, be taken for what it is, and nothing more. It's the story of a young boy dealing with the separation of his parents, via the morals found within the imaginative stories of a kindly old gentleman who lives on the land owned by the boy's grandmother. That's it.
I believe that children should be allowed to watch this, and if they have questions about what's going on, take their age into consideration for your answers. If they're too young, don't go into explanations about slavery and that whites basically looked down on all blacks during that time. Wait until they're a little older, when they've (hopefully) already learned a great deal about positive interaction with people of all races, before further educating them about the darker times of our nation's history. The little boys in the film played together as equals, and skin color obviously didn't make a bit of difference to them. That's the big, basic lesson that should be taken from this film, and one that I feel Disney was trying to get across. It's all about the children, and about the magical places our imaginations can take us, regardless of the bigger things that are going on in the world around us. Uncle Remus understood that, and actor James Baskett was justly rewarded with an Oscar for his portrayal of what should be remembered to this day as one of our most beloved figures from our childhood stories.
Having said that, I would like to make this film available to anyone who would like one...to experience it for themselves through the eyes of a child again, not as an adult looking for evil where it does not exist. Let me know, and a DVD of a timeless Disney classic is yours to enjoy.
And, in a final message directly to the folks at Disney: Release this film to us. Not only will you benefit from it financially, but you'll be giving back a classic work in film history to a public that so desperately wants it again. Don't concern yourselves with influencing young people one way or the other. It's not your job to guide childrens' teaching. The responsibility of properly educating falls on the parents, and if they choose to teach the wrong lessons about something that should be so completely innocent, that's not your fault. If people don't like it, they don't have to buy it. But hopefully people will realize that the bigger stink they make about it, the more their children will be curious about it, and they'll be forced to deal with it whether they like it or not. Children want even more the things they cannot have, especially when they don't understand why it's being kept from them.
Parents, give knowledge freely and responsibly, especially when dealing with crucial moments in our history. How you present the facts to your children will determine how they form their opinions of the events, and how they deal with their fellow man into their adult years.
Disney, give us this movie, and let us deal with the content found within. Don't assume that everyone will automatically find the worst in it. Strong opinions about, and against, the movie have been made by many people over the years sight unseen, and placing the actual item in their hands will force them to finally see that their fears are totally unjustified. I truly believe this.
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For more information about the movie, and to sign the petition to tell Disney to finally release Song of the South to the public, click here: http://songofthesouth.net
Have a zip-a-dee-doo-dah day!

Saturday, July 01, 2006

Life's Little Mysteries #2: Rockets & Recipes

With all the advances in technology over the decades, we can:
  • build microscopic supercomputers that can solve millions of mathematical equations in a fraction of a second...
  • fly spaceships into the heavens, launch powerful telecommunication satellites, and look through our telescopes to explore the furthest reaches of the universe...
  • perform incredible, delicate operations on the human body, research devastating, crippling diseases and find miracle cures to make the sick well again...
  • and even exhume the long-deceased from their final rest and, with our forensic skills, solve horrific crimes from years past...

...but we still can't discover the secret behind the Colonel's chicken coating recipe?!?

I have to conclude that Colonel Sanders secretly worked for the American government, and as part of a deal he worked out with them, they're keeping his secret locked away with everything else our government keeps from us. Sound good?